If My Cat Were President

My first thought would be that it would be a disaster! However, he seems pretty smart about some things, like getting me to do what he wants me to do. Maybe he could get something done. However, the capital would have to move to Wyoming before he would even consider it.

Sammy, you are now President of the United States.

You don't need to hide. It's really true!

 Oh, I can tell that you are REALLY EXCITED about this opportunity.

You're going to have to give up some of your activities, such as ghost writing for me.

 You'll have to have an office staff

 who hopefully won't play around too much and get their jobs done.

Then there's the matter of Congress. Hopefully, some cats will be elected that can do something for the country instead of being so dysfunctional. (Well, maybe not)



You'll also have to work during the day most of the time and not the middle of the night.

 Oh, let's see. You're going to need to have the Secret Service around you all the time.

 Now that you have your staff, what are you doing to do for the country?

Homes for everyone.

 Plenty of things to play with.

Food for everyone.

 

That's pretty basic stuff, Sammy. Is there anything you do for us humans?

Oh, I see. You can listen to us and see what we need. That's very nice.

 It looks like the interview is over. He's giving me that knock-it-off look.

Guess we'll have to wait until the "President" is ready to talk to us again.

Have a wonderful President's Day on Monday, everyone.

Marion Lovato is the author of Sam, the Superkitty.  Her book describes an ordinary cat changing into a superhero to protect his family from things that go bump in the night.  Available on Amazon as a paperback or Kindle edition.  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1604588667